They say that if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. We’ve had sick in our house for THREE HUNDRED YEARS and I’m not feeling very chipper. So, here are some Project 365 photos and some Liliana-isms and that is about all I’ve got.
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(last) Wednesday
(same pajamas, same place, I KNOW)(sickness, man)
While playing video games…
Kaylie: “That was random.”
Liliana: ” ♫ We’re going round and round, we’re never gonna stop going round and round … ♫ ”
Kaylie: “I said ‘random’, not ’round’.”
Liliana: “Daddy, why does your neck hurt?”
Noah: “My fat head is why my neck hurts.”
Liliana: “Yea, you look kind of fat all over. But she (pointing to me) doesn’t look fat at all!”
Noah: “Liliana, you obey Taygan, otherwise she will tell us what has gone on.”
Liliana: “Yea, ’cause she has texting!”
Me: “Have you gone pee yet today?”
Liliana: “I’m too busy to answer.”
Noah: “Hop into bed, Liliana.”
Liliana: “Okay!” (and then she hops like a bunny to her bed)
Me: “Liliana, get dressed, please.”
Liliana: “I’m busy!”
Me: “Get dressed now or you will be late for school.”
Liliana: “But I’m busy playing!”
Me: “Get. Dressed. NOW.”
Liliana: “WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME?!”
As Noah was leaving …
Liliana: “You forgot something! You know, one of those things where you wrap your arms around someone when you’re leaving?!”
ps. You guys have all seen this “bad lip-reading” video, right? It made me both cry-laugh and stop breathing yesterday. You need to watch it.
© Jen Wilson 2013. All rights reserved. | Originally published for jenwilson.ca as Liliana-isms and daily photos.